1. Which musical instrument made the dog howl? |
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A. Guitar |
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B. Mouth Organ |
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C. The spoons |
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D. Jose singing
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2. The dog was bought way back in 1991, but for how much?
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A. £10 |
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B. £15 |
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C. £20 |
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D. £12.50 |
3. Susan (named and shamed) bought a picture frame for the dog's picture, but what type of animal should have gone in the frame? |
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A. Dog |
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B. Cat |
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C. Budgie |
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D. Horse |
4. Bowie only ever attended one football match, Pollok, but which team did he support? |
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A. Glasgow Celtic |
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B. Glasgow Rangers |
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C. Partick Thistle |
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D. Albion Rovers |
5. At Christmas time Bowie used to dress up as Santa and take gifts to the inmates at Cardonald Dog and Cat Home, how did he get his sack of presents there? |
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A. David would drive him down in the van |
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B. On a sliegh pulled by reindeer |
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C. Drag the sack there under his own steam |
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D. Are you aff yir nut? the dug never done that!! |
6. To the nearest million, how many times did the dog do a Steve McQueen |
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A. 14
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B. 15
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C. 16
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D. 17
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7. When the dog was brought home from the Dog and Cat Home, what was Theresa's first reaction? |
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A. Oh my God that's the ugliest dog I've ever seen |
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B. Oh good, a dog to look after, I was wondering what to do with the little free time I have
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C. Who's looking after that when your at work? |
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D. How much will that thing cost to feed a week? |
8. The benefit of being a dog in the Green household? |
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A. Nice and warm |
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B. Tinned dog food, no need to eat Theresa's cooking
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C. Weans feeding you biscuits, crusts and sweeties
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D. All of the above |
9. The dog's favourite song was? |
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A. Wild in the country by Bow Wow Wow |
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B. Kung Fu Fighting by Karl Dugless |
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C. Do the Dog by the Specials |
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D. The Theme to the Great Escape
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10. A few years ago the dog was knocked down, who done it? |
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A. EDDIE LOUGHLIN <<<<<<<<<-------- |
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B. David |
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C. Joe |
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D. Marty |
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